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The server says, “Bosh! Flimshaw!”

What happened? What were you looking for? Why have you ended up here?! Whatever transpired, let’s blame the minister’s cat.

If you think the site broke, let us know. Or you can go back a step. Or you can checkout the Library. Or you can checkout The Proud Reader.

Or you can just sit here and stare at the page for a while, maybe contemplate the meaning of gourmet duck butter, ponder why neither of us are billionaire sultans, or check if that scab on your back is ripe.

We’ll be out back having a smoke and writing a song.

TPR The Gray Smoker
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