Alcesimarchus’ Soliloquy

by Titus Maccius Plautus

a soliloquy

translated by Paul Nixon

published in Plautus, Volume II : The Casket Comedy
by London: William Heinemann, 1917

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ALCESIMARCHUS: I do believe it was Love that first devised the torturer’s profession here on earth. It’s my own experience—no need to look further— that makes me think so, for in torment of soul no man rivals me, comes near me. I’m tossed around, bandied about, goaded, whirled on the wheel of love, done to death, poor wretch that I am! I’m torn, torn asunder, disrupted, dismembered— yes, all my mental faculties are befogged! Where I am, there I am not; where I am not, there my soul is— yes, I am in a thousand moods! The thing that pleases me ceases to please a moment later; yes, Love mocks me in my weariness of soul,— it drives me off, hounds me, seeks me, lays hands on me, holds me back, lures, lavishes! It gives without giving! beguiles me! It leads me on, then warns me off; it warns me off, then tempts me on. It deals with me like the waves of the sea— yes, batters my loving heart to bits; and except that I do not go to the bottom, poor devil, my wreck’s complete in every kind of wretchedness! Yes, my father has kept me at the villa on the farm the last six successive days and I was not allowed to come and see my darling during all that time! Isn’t it a terrible thing to tell of?

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